Call me lazy bones

GREETINGS
I, Janice, solemnly swear to sprinkle your dash with a supply of classic rock, TV, literature, the animal kingdom and well you just never know do you.
Have a great day!

h0llo:

I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

(via caliconymph)

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via daylighter11)

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs, via lukehemmingly)

thecutestofthecute:

Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler Appreciation Post

(via kidbeer)

impalasherlock:

i wanna be cool and wear jeans and a shirt but i wanna wear GREAT BIG VICTORIAN DRESSES AND CURL MY HAIR but i wanna wear a 50s poodle skirt with a beehive but i wanna wear a ballgown but i wanna wear a WEDDING DRESS ALL THE TIME but i wanna dress up like a dragon but i wanna wear hogwarts robes but i wanna wear shorts and a plaid top you get me

(via ivana-karbanova)

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

(via ivana-karbanova)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

(via another-lost-angel)

sealpremacy:

abendlichter:

kittensaysfuckyou:

White privilege is never having to spell your last name.

you… you’ve never met a polish person have you

american privilege is not realizing the world does not in fact consist of only america

(via evenlemonsneedlove)

edating:

yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more

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